Early Buzz: Bradley Cooper, Madonna, Big Brother and More

Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger have returned from their romantic Spanish vacation. Our postcard must've gotten lost in the mail...
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ABC.com has released the first chapter of Heat Wave, the fake book written by the fake author on the show Castle (played by the not-fake-at-all Nathan Fillion). Viral marketing hurts our head.
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We hope that when we turn 51, we'll also be spotted making out with a 22-year-old like Madonna (aka - our new hero).
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Big Brother claims it kicked Chima off the show; she says she quit.
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Kelly Osbourne promises that her body is going "to be sick" when she's on Dancing with the Stars. What a coincidence. The show's going to make us sick as well!

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Got some time to waste? Pitchfork is counting down the top 500 tracks of this decade.
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The movie studio is shooting down those reports that Brad Pitt is a last-minute addition to Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes.
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The MTV VMAs have released West Side Story-inspired promo videos. Taylor Swift's is cute, but Cobra Starship's gets extra points for its Leighton Meester cameo.

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